in my dreams you walk dripping from a sea-journey on the highway across America in tears to the door of my cottage in the Western night

so I essentially have $65 to last me 2 weeks

COOL

at least I have my firefly tix thought I guessssssssss

someone

please

teach me how to budget

I spend money like it’s my mother effing job

cryingvagina:

why aren’t you flirting with me

WHY IS LANA DEL REY SO IRRITATING

Like I get annoyed and upset and pissed off every time she shows up on my dash but I DON’T KNOW WHY. She bugs the FUCK out of me. Like I wanna slap her or something but I don’t know why!!! I feel like an awful person. It’s irrational.

ugh

I just fucking dislike her so much

her fucking face

ugh

MPG of a Human - Do the Math

jtotheizzoe:

A walking human gets about 75 MPG (miles of travel per gallon of food energy). A biking human? Even better, at 290 MPG.

But when you factor in all the fossil fuels that go into making that food, we only get 18 MPG walking and 70 MPG on a bike. Check out the full rundown of the energetic calculations at Do The Math.

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